Problem

I noticed that I had an old dad and looked trashy, but all people can say is that he's old-fashioned.  Notice that people a long time ago had kids sooner.  Boys today are more modern.  He was 35 when I was born.  I fail to understand how he married old.  I mean, I guess, 2 years before.  So, that would be 33.  Kids my age with dads 33 when they were born had dads born in 1953?  Why are even some dads born in 1951 so annoying?  I know girls born then are cool.